Each month I like to ask my wife for her picks for the upcoming PPV. She doesn’t watch WWE with me but she usually has petty surprising accuracy. Here are her picks, against mine, for Money In The Bank.
WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS SETH ROLLINS & ROMAN REIGNS VS. THE USOS (KICKOFF MATCH)
The Shield have made too big of an impact to lose the titles to the Usos. We’ve seen them destroy much bigger guys with ease. The Shield means too much to the titles right now.
Mrs. Show: Shield
I don’t know who those other guys are
CHRIS JERICHO VS. RYBACK
I don’t think this match means much, and, I think, a win is more important to Ryback at this point. Y2J can afford to lose. No matter who he puts over, it never seems to damage his reputation.
Mrs. Show: Y2J
I wanted to say Ryback because I know him, but I can’t let my personal feelings get in the way of my professional ones.
DIVAS CHAMPION AJ LEE VS. KAITLYN
Sideshow: AJ Lee
I really don’t care for this story at all. Back in the attitude era Jacquiline would call Sable fat, and Sable would take her top off. Now AJ calls Kaitlyn fat, and she just cries about it. A much better conclusion to this match would have been a good old bikini contest!
Mrs. Show: Kaitlyn
I hate AJ so much
THE MIZ VS. INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION CURTIS AXEL
Sideshow: Curtis Axel
As a Paul Heyman guy, I gotta go with the Paul Heyman guy. Curtis Axel is going on to bigger and better things.
Mrs. Show: The Miz
He was funny on Conan
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP CONTRACT MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandow, Dean Ambrose, Fandango, Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro
Sideshow: Dean Ambrose
I’m a big Ambrose fan, and he’s really the only guy in this match that I’d like to see with the World Heavyweight Championship. More gold for the Shield is exactly what I’d like to see, especially a title that actually means something.
Mrs. Show: Antonio Cesaro
He looks like Jason Statham
MONEY IN THE BANK ALL-STARS
CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Rob Van Dam, Randy Orton, Christian and Sheamus
Sideshow: Daniel Bryan
This one is the toughest decision of them all. I think, this one all comes down to momentum. Who has more momentum right now than Daniel Bryan? I’m really looking forward to the return of RVD and I think this will be the match of the night. I imagine we’re in for a surprise replacement for Kane, and I would have to guess that would be Bray Wyatt.
Mrs. Show: Christian
Just a guess. He’s Canadian right?
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ALBERTO DEL RIO VS. DOLPH ZIGGLER
Sideshow: Dolph Ziggler
After the double turn between these two at Payback, this is an opportunity for Ziggler to win the title legitimately.
Mrs. Show: Del Rio
I hate him slightly less than Ziggler
WWE CHAMPION JOHN CENA VS. MARK HENRY
Sideshow: John Cena
I can’t imagine the WWE letting Super Cena drop the title.
Mrs. Show: Mark Henry
Someone needs to shut Cena up. Plus Cena didn’t say hello to me in Kingston.